Moh.D

"Mere bhai ki shaadi hai. Meri kab hogi?"


Trendy Baba, apni subah ki, 'Morning Exercises', Bathroom se kar ke laute hi the, ki unhe Rahul apni taraf daudta dikhayi diya.

Rahul - Baba gazab ho gaya. Forum par kuch behroopiye poster aa gaye hain aur ashleel harkatein kar rahe hain. Ek banda koi, 'amitabhkar_stit' ne toh khud ko, 'Forum ka Acharaya' kehna bhi shuru kar diya. Apki nakal kar raha hai, Hindi mein type kar!

Baba ki Gas abhi poori nikalti, usse pehle hi Bunty98 unki taraf dauda aaya.

Bunty98 - Baba, every underwear has a, 'Peela' stain on them. Guess what, as I was surfing the Forum, I saw a big group of, 'Poly Cadets', joining together to form a big topic of, 'Private Conversation', where they can do, 'Gaali-Galachods' on the Moderators and say, 'Maaa..Dhuri Dixit' to any Topic they want.

Rahul - Baba, subah hi, Marijuana ke patton ka paan bana kar khaa raha tha. Side effect hai!

Bunty98 - Haan, Baba, Randhawa ne ek naya Harsh likh diya hai. Aur iss baar sab log uski Genuine tareef kar rahe hain. Arun Ji ne toh usse, 'Mohit Jr.' tak ka naam de diya hai.


"Arun (Renowned Moderator of Raj Comics Forum) wrote:


Mohit Jr, tum gr8 ho."


Trendy Baba chup rahe. Par ab lagta tha unhe apni chupi todne ka Time aa gaya tha.

Trendy Baba - WHAT THE FREAK? What the hell is wrong with this Forum man? I mean, I already have trouble with that, Karu...Ahem, Ahem. Yeh, Amitabh bhai ko kitni baar samjhaya hai, ki jab bhi main kuch likhun aake bas itna likh jaayein, 'Very good Mohit, keep it up'. Main toh bas ek Jamadar hun joh apne, 'Log-In' se le kar, 'Log-Out' tak har Topic mein jaa kar apni Non-sencial posts karta rehta hun. Kisi ko shak naa ho, isiliye, bade-bade words bhi use karta hun. In short, Meri baji huyi hai..Band.

Rahul - Ek, baar jaa ke, Baba ki stories dekh aa. Cancer se teri aankhein thodi jalne lagengin.

Rahul ke kahe inn lafzon ne Baba ka pehle se hi, 'Materialised' Dil aur jhakjhor diya.

Trendy Baba - Bas, ab aur nahi main chod raha hun yeh ashram. Aur chod raha hun yeh, 'Baba' waali Factory. Utar dunga yeh choga.

Bunty98 - Nahi, Nahi, Andar jaa ker utariye. Yahan mat change kijiye.

Trendy Baba, apni Wig utar kar, apni mala utar kar, apni, 'I Heart Wishu' wala sticker utar, waapis Mohit ban gaye, aur nikal pade apni Journey ko, apne hi Forum se dutkare, hull-hullaye.

Mohit - Mujhe, 'Atta' chahiye. Do boriyan.

Rahul - yeh lijiye. Par aap, jaa kahan rahe hain?

Mohit, apni Trendsterpane se bahar nikalne ke liye, Music Studio pahunch gaye. Tabhi bhi, usse beech-beech mein yaad aate rehte woh pal.



"haryana (A Renowned Artist on Raj Comics Forum) wrote:


Sagar hi best hai."


Thode, Acche pal.


"amitabhkar_nit (Renowned Analyst of Raj Comics Forum) wrote:


Mohit, jeete raho. Bada, Innovative sochte ho."


Jazzy P - Welcome, hega jee. Myself, Jazzy Singh Pirate. Assi sab kuch chak layi da. Malyalam, Kannada, Telugu, Tamil, ethon tak ki jehde, 'Bhikari', Sidewalk teh baithe gaa reh hunde ne, assi taan unhan nu vi nahi bakshade. Jee, saddi Range kaafi wide hai. Huni, assi naven gaane upar kaam kar rahe hain. Huni tuhanu sunnane haan. Oye, Jassi chak de...

"Battiyan bujhai rakhdi, veh main...Yo, man pump it up. Let's show these Uncles. Main behni haan tootiyan sadakan teh, mainu siga tera intezar. Par, NGO vaalyean ne karti dher. NGO, layi taan hun main, Oye hun main khaa jaani hai macchar samajh ke Seb eh..."

Jazzy P - Oh ji, enhu assi Remix bana ke, Vadhiya Slums de vich bhejange. Uh ki hai naa, Slums de vich eh gaane kaafi Hit ho jaande ne. Teh tussi kaun?

Mohit - Sir, main Mohit hun. Aur mujhe, Show off karne ka bada shaunk hai.

Jazzy P - Ajo ji, pher taan andar langh ayo. Ik din bahut vade, B Grade Actor banoge lagda. Chalo, ji aah lo Mike, teh CHAK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Abhi, Recording shuru bhi nahi huyi thi ki tabhi awaz aayi, 'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'.

Jazzy P - Oye, Jassi tu pher oh Sites teh chala gaya.

Jassi - Nahi, Sir, Site band ho chuki hai. Oye dekho, Sir aah ki kar reha.

Mohit, Mike ko munh mein daale khada tha.

Jazzy P - Phitte munh, aah ki karta oye?

Mohit - Jee, Main ek bahut bada, 'Review-Eater' hun, par pichle kuch dinon se Forum par mere upar Ban lag chuka hai. Ab toh kuch bhi khaa leta hun.

Jazzy P - Chal nikal jaa ethon bahar. Dubara shakal dikhayi teh, Lips nu vada kar deyange, 'Angelina Jolie' de wangu.

Mohit, phir se dutkara huya aage badh chala. Ghoomte-ghoomte, aisi jagah pahunch gaya, jiska naam agar 6 baar lo toh Brain Failure ho sakta hai. Fame waale, Flashback abhi bhi zaari the.


"haryana wrote:


Sagar hi best hai. Vote for Sagar."


Ah, just Read On.

Toote-Foote Furniture se bana huya, Banner laga tha, jis par likha tha, "Savere Commandwa Dhrabdi Clubva, Pankhe ke Saath".

Mohit - God, I hate myself.

Andar, Important lagne waali, actual mein kuch na hone waali meeting chal rahi thi. What do these meetings mean anyway?

Kbuster - Haan toh Cadets boliye, 'I Am Somebody'. Isse bolte rahiye, aur aaj se yahin apni Posts mein likhte rahiye, phir dekhiye Instant Success for our Captain Dhruva.

Mohit - You have got to be kidding me.

Kingsatyan - Cadets, look, lagta hai Trend bhai bhi hume join karne aaye hain. Cadet Nogdev, please unhe greet karo.

Nogdev - Sir, dukaan band ho chuki hai...Mera matlab iss taraf aayie, Sir, main apke liye Gift le kar aata hun.

Mohit, akele mein baitha, apne saath laayi huyi, 'Atte' waali boriyan khaa raha tha, ki tab tak Nogdev waapis aaya.

Nogdev - Yeh lijiye, apki Cheerleading waali Dress, aur ek Pamphlet jo explain karta hai, ki Cadets ki tarah kaise Post kara jaaye.

Mohit - UWAIK.

Un, hun, Ulti kar di, woh bhi CAPS mein.

Mohit wahan se nikal bhaga. Pata nahi, bhaag kyun raha hai. Arey dekho, dekho, piche se Car aa rahi hai. Aur yeh huyi TAKKAR. Kuch bolna chahenge?

Mohit - Peeth ki haddi tut gayi.


"amitabhkar_nit (A Renowned Analyst On Raj Comics Forum) wrote:


Shabash Mohit, well done."


Mohit ki aankhein, Hospital mein khulin.

Rahul - Ab, kaise ho Baba? Ghabriye mat humne apka Blood Transfusion kara diya hai. Kuch chahiye?

Mohit - Kattu.

Rahul, bahar gaya.

Rahul - Chal, aa bhai Kattu, tujhe bula rahe hain.

Kattu andar aaya.

Mohit - Kaisa hai?

Karan - Jee, ab kya bataun, jab kuch likhta hun Forum pe, Arun Ji se yahin reply milta hai, 'Bahut accha khoon karte ho Karan'. Pehle toh, Coincidence laga, par ab toh meri, Photo dekh kar bhi yahin kehte rehte hain.

Mohit - Koi, Karan ke liye Cocaine le ke aayo. Charas, Ganza, kuch chahiye toh bolo?

Karan - Bas, woh aapse woh Hindi waala Text chahiye, jis se Harsh likh dete ho. Kuch naya toh milta hai nahi, bas har baar woh, 'N.G.O.' hi likhte rehte ho. Aur koi kaam nahi hai kya? Amitabh bhaiya ko kitni ghus de rakhi hai? Hain! Ab toh meri Copy bhi kar li meri. Apni posts mein coma laga ke, space daba ke, capital letters daal ke. Kuch, Quality hai ke nahi?

Mohit - How, old are you?

Karan - Old, enough to destroy you darling!

Mohit, bhai ki aankhein khul gayin. Unhe aakhirkaar sab samajh aa gaya. Samjha toh hum pehle hi dete, par kuch space bhi toh bharni padti hai na.

Mohit - Chalo, Asharam ki aur, waapis.

Mohit, bhai chal pade waapis, 'Trendy Baba' banne. Unki, absence ko cover karne ke liye, 'Orkut' par ek message ubhar aaya.

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