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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Doga-Run (Doga ki Shaadi) Part 2

DOGARUN (PART-3)

TWIST KAAND -

DOGA - Mujhey Bhook lag rahi hai,dekho sab kaisey chida-chida kar kha rahey hai.

CHEETAH - Doga, dulha - dulhan sabkey baad mey khana khaatey hai.

DOGA NEY APNI KUTTA FAUJ KAY SADASYO KO BIJLI KATNEY KA INTEZAAM KARNEY KA AADESH DIYA AUR BIJLI KAY KAT TEY HI DOGA BINA PLATE APNA PAIT BHARNEY LAAGA.

DOGA (mann hi mann mai) - "he he he...............isey kehtey hai andherey ka faida."

DOGA APNA PAIT BHARKAR WAPAS APNI SEAT PAR AA GAYA.
BIJLI DOBARA AANEY PAR-

VISARPI - Nagraj, koi hum sab ladkiyo ko chaid raha tha andherey mey, usney humara khana bhi cheen liya.

NAGRAJ - Tum chillai kyu nahi ?

VISARPI - Wo mujhey laga ki.......he he......tum thay.

JANE - Mera to usney haath hi pakad liya....

KOBI - Kya......To wo tum thi, tumhara haath to mai roz hi......oooh ye mainey kya keh diya.

SABNEY KOBI KO GHAIR LIYA.

KOBI - Hey Bheriya devta madad.

AAKASHVAANI - "Beta aisey kaam karney kay baad pitney ka pravdhaan hai, Madad ka nahi."

KOBI KI PITAI KAY BAAD SAB PHIR SAY SAMANYA HO GAYA KI TABHI DOGA KI CHEEK NIKAL PADI.

DOGA - Monica kaha hai, power cut sey pehley to wo yahi thi.

SAB ACHAMBHIT KHADEY THAY.

DOGA - Ummhu........hu hu hu.......mummy..........meri dulhan bhaag gayi.

SHAKTI - Chinta mat karo mai divya drashti sey dekti hu ki Monica kaha gayi.

THODI DAIR BAAD,

SHAKTI - Monica ak uncle ji kay saath bhaag rahi hai, mai dono ko pakadkar laati hu.

DOGA - Yahi din dekhna baaki tha.........Unkalo kay saath baghna reh gaya tha, cheetah kya usney "NISHABD" dekh li thi ?

SHAKTI UNN DONO PAKADKAR LAAYI-

SHAKTI - UUFFFFFFFF.........badey haath pair chala rahey thay ye uncle ji,
ak do mukey maarey tab jaakar control kiya inhey.

DOGA - Arrey ye to..........ye to.........ARUN JI hai :shock: :shock:.

SAB AK SAATH BOLEY-

"KYA ARUN JI AAP"

SHAKTI - Arrey baap rey mere forum mey to waise hi kum pots hoti hai, Arun ji ko peetney kay baad mera kya hoga.

DOGA-Arun ji aapney aisa kyu kiya ?

ARUN JI ?

{QUOTE DOGA}-
"Arrey ye to.....................................ye to ARUN JI hai."

He he, ha doga mai Arun hi hu.

{QUOTE DOGA}-
"Arun ji aapney aisa kyu kiya ?"

Mainey kuch nahi kiya,mainey to bas ak topic banaya tha ki
"KYA MONICA KI ZINDAGI MAI KOI AUR LADKA AA SAKTA HAI ?"
Tab Monica ney mujhey aaproach kiya aur mainey uskey liye kuch ladkey bhi dhoond liye hai........aagey ki kahani to aap log jaantey hi hai."

DOGA - Aap khana vaana kha kar jao..........mere baarey mey kuch galat mat post karna............jaaney do inhey dosto.......he.....he...he.
monica tumsey mai baad mai nipat ta hu.

ARUN JI MAUKEY KI NAZAKAT KO PEHCHAN KAR KHISAK LIYE,

MONICA - Arrey.......Arun ji......kaha jaa rahey hai.......mujhey bachaiye.


DOGARUN (PART - 4)

VIDAAI KAAND -


"Happy Birthday to you...........Happy Birthday to dear Doga..........Happy Birthday to you."

DOGA - AAAAAAAA.........HUH...... Thank you Fujo Baba........Kobi inhey khana khilvao.

FUJO BABA - Cake kat gaya kya.......? Dekh mai tere liye kya laaya hu Madhumakhiyo ka tazaa toda hua chhatta.........arrey....le.....le na sharma mat.Mujhey to cake khana hai.

KOBI - Aaiye baba yaha sab milta hai......par poochney par koi batata nahi hai.

TIRANGA - Doga.......mere dost........kaisa hai tu,mai to theek hu,aagey samachar ye hai ki..........

DOGA - Ye letter kyu likh raha hai, seedhey-seedhey bata kaun hai tu.

TIRANGA - Doga.........ak to mai waisey hi gussey mai hu.......bahar tera darbaan pooch raha tha ki kaun hai aap RAJ COMICS kay to lag nahi rahey MANOJ kay hai YA TULSI kay................DIAMOND nay naya hero launch to nahi kiya. Aur yaha tu mazak karney laga.

DOGA - Mai mazak nahi kar raha hu,kaun ho tum bhai......Captain America kay door kay rishteydaar lag rahey ho.

DOGA SE ITNA SUNTEY HI TIRANGA COMA MAI JAA CHUKA THA.
KHANA CHODD KAR JAANEY KAY MOOD Mey KOI NAHI THA.
USSEY PEECHEY PADI KHALI KURSIYO PAR LITA DIYA GAYA.

FUJO BABA(Tiranga ki halat dekh kar) - Isney zyada Cake kha liya kya ?

ADRAK CHAHCHA - THEHRO.................RUKO.......

TIRANGA (mann hi mann mai) - Aur kitna ruku ?

ADRAK CHACHA - Ye shaadi nahi ho sakti............mai ye shaadi nahi honay dunga.

DOGA - Kyu.........mai to 42.......mera matlab 21 saal ka ho chuka hu.

ADRAK CHACHA - Humarey saath dokha hua hai........Cheetah ney humey dokha diya.........

PARMANU - Accha hua humney khana iss lafdey sey pehley khaa liya.

CHEETAH - Mainey kya kiya Adrak chacha ?

ADRAK CHACHA- Kya kiya...........arrey tumney kya nahi kiya ? Dahej mey humsey kya kaha tha aur diya kya,

AMBASSADOR KA 1948 WAALA PEHLA MODEL, AK CYCLE JISMEY MOTOR LAGI HAI. REFREGERATOR JO SIRF SARDIYO MEY THADAA PAANI DETA HAI. AK AISA YANTRA JO LAGTA T.V. JAISA HAI PAR KAAM RADIO WAALEY KARTA HAI. AIR CONDITIONER JO AGAR 5 MINUTES SEY ZYADA HAWA KO "CONDITION" KAR DE TO WAHA BAITHEY LOG COMA KI "CONDITION" MAI CHALEY JAAYEY HAI. JAIWAR AUR GEHNEY JO DOOR AUR PAAS DONO SEY NAKLI LAGTEY HAI. AUR INN SABHI HEROES MAI SEY KISI NAY 11 RUPAYE SEY ZYADA KA LIFAFA NAHI DIYA HAI.

CHEETAH - To ab kya ye shaadi honay ka koi tareka nahi hai ?

ADRAK CHACHA - Ak tareka hai, tum Doga ko "GHAR JAMAI" bana lo.

CHEETAH - Nahi............mai iss SAAND ki diet ka paisa kaha sey launga.

ADRAK CHACHA - Hum char chacha bhi to parehsaan hai iss SAAND se........kuch kamata to hai nahi roz nayi musibat aur le aata hai, din raat sewer ki badboo aur sunghata hai.Iss Doga ka koi hal nahi nikal raha.

MONICA - Adrak chacha aap issey wahi chodd aaiye na jaha se laaye thay............saari dikkat solve ho jayegi.

ADRAK CHACHA - Haan, ye theek rahega........issey gutter kay paas waaley kuddey daan mai daal detey hai.......chalo sab madad karo.

SABHI UPASTHIT LOG DOGA KO USSI JAGAH PAHUNCHANEY KAY LIYE AAGEY AAYE AUR DOGA KO SEAT SAMET UTTHA LIYA.

DOGA - Arrey...........choddo mujhey kaha le jaa rahey ho.......meri to aaj shaadi thi.........accha jaaney to do......

ADRAK CHACHA USS STHAN PAR AA GAYE JAHA "DOGA" YAANI SURAJ KO BACHPAN MAI ANAATH CHHODA GAYA THA.

ADRAK CHACHA - Log jagah to yahi batate hai jaha Suraj mila tha but i am not sure ki ussey SEWER mai chhoda gaya tha yaa KUDEYDAAN mai.

MONICA - Issey gutter mai daal do.........roz ghumta hai, aadat hai issey.
Adjust kar lega.

SHOR SUNKAR FIGHTER TOADS SEWER SE BAHAR AA GAYE.

FIGHTER TOADS (ak saath) - Hum Doga ko adopt karna chahtey hai.

ADRAK CHACHA - Wah.........wah.....lo........Doga tumhey char naye guardians mil gaye.....HUMEY TO CHACHA BOLTEY THAY LEKIN INHEY PAPA BOLNA. CHALO APNEY NAYE PAPAO KO NAMASTEY KARO.......

DOGA - "NAMASTEY PAPAO"......UMMMHU HU HU HU.......UMMM....HUUMHUHU

CUTTERR - Alley le beta rotey nahi........hum tumhey "ACCHA" khana khilayegey.

MONICA - Hello Arun ji.........kaam ho gaya, aap jaldi aaiye.

Samapt!!!

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